YOUR WALLET. YOUR CONTROL.

Current pre-launch behavior

Calendar selections and theory drafts stay in page memory and are not saved. Connecting a Solana wallet exposes its public address to the page; it does not initiate a transaction or submit a prediction. Never provide a seed phrase or private key.

Authentication and infrastructure

Administrator email/password sign-in uses Supabase Auth. Session cookies maintain the authenticated session; passwords are handled by Supabase, not stored in application tables. Hosting and authentication providers may process technical request logs for security. Vercel Analytics is enabled in production to measure aggregate site usage.

Planned submission storage

When enabled, predictions will associate a wallet address with a selected UTC date, submission time, and proof of wallet control. Moderated theories, votes, and winner announcements may be public. Wallet addresses are pseudonymous, not anonymous. The final privacy policy must specify the operator, retention periods, lawful basis, deletion process, contact information, and any eligibility-document provider before collection begins.

Financial risk

Meme tokens are speculative and can become worthless. There is no guaranteed liquidity, return, token launch, or prize. No market statistics or exchange listings are implied. Verify a launched mint address using official sources before any transaction; the contract is not yet configured.

Third-party links and wallet providers

Wallet applications, explorers, trading platforms, and external reference sites have independent terms and privacy practices. Connecting, signing a message, and signing a transaction are separate actions. Always read the exact request in your wallet.

Satire and artwork

Episode references are commentary, not proof of a future event. Original whiteboard artwork is fictional. Commercial permission for the user-supplied coin logo must be verified before launch.